To celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Victorias Secret fashion show, we decided to illuminate how tragically fugly some of the outfits are. Compiling this list was almost too easy, but also too hard because some years I couldn’t pick just one ugly outfit. (Special shoutout goes to the entire PINK collection for being consistently tacky)

If even the hottest girls in the world can’t do these outfits justice, no one can. I just wanna know what the fuck the designers behind these outfits are on, because like can I have some? kk thx.

2016 – Brooke Perry

See what I mean about PINK? Who thought this was a good idea? Yea i’ve always wanted an outfit that says “I just left the bathroom and toilet paper got stuck to on me on the way out.” Fuck no.

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2015 – Elsa Hosk

Elsa Hosk with an outfit that makes it look like the 70s threw up on her. Pair it with a punk spike bracelet and animal print shoes and it’s almost as if they went out of their way to make this look offensive.

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2014 – Izabel Goulart

Jesus fucking christ- I can’t even critique this one. This outfit makes her look like she’s dirty and smells bad.

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2013 – Cara Delevingne

This had so much potential to be cute but then they had to add those heavy duty rubber gloves and leave us all confused. Is she walking on the runway or is she coming to fix my sink? WHAT IS IT?

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2012 – Karlie Kloss

This one is self-explanatory; cultural appropriation is NOT cute people. Also, is it just me or does Karlie Kloss have one of those faces you just want to punch?

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2011 – Miranda Kerr

It literally looks like she pulled out a bunch of items from of a basket at Goodwill and thought to herself “fuck it, this works”.

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2010 – Anne Vyalitsina

You know that scene in mean girls where Regina lies to that girl and tells her that vintage skirt is cute and then turns around and says it’s the fugliest effing skirt she’s ever seen. Yea, that’s what VS designers did to Anne Vyalitsina. Stop trying to make your grandmas old quilt happen, it’s just not gonna happen!

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2009 – Candice Swanepoel

Ok WHAT. EVEN. Where is the sex appeal in this outfit?! This outfit has the capability for any man to lose their boner. Enough said.

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2008 – Selita Ebanks

I’m convinced Selita was running late, draped a game of Twister over herself and was like kk i’m ready do this.

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2007 – Caroline Trentini

It was Friday in the Victorias Secret drawing room and they were just like yea lets just stick a bell on this one and call it a day. A fucking bell.

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So as you’re watching the show this year, shovelling popcorn down your mouth and feeling bad about yourself, just be happy you’re not forced to wear one of these atrocities.