Beat The Sunday Scaries With These Bath Products

How To Make Your Bathroom Zen AF

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In the midst of scrolling through your phone and being accosted with a bevy of bad choices and wrong turns you decided to make and take last night, the Sunday Scaries creep up on you. There’s really nothing you can do about the “sexy” (repulsive) photos you sent to make your ex jealous, incoherent texts to explain yourself to your friends, or the dancing that you thought made you look like Brit Brit in I’m a Slave 4 u. You know very well the only thing enslaving you last night was Patron. 

The only thing to do now is to delude yourself in an atmosphere of serenity, beauty, and bath salts. You light up that amber rose scented candle, pour open the Chianti, and pretend that last night was merely an inception like dream in which you were a victim

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Herbivore Coco Rose Body Polish

This exfoliating body scrub feels so therapeutic- the pink clay is perfect for detoxifying your skin after a weekend of one too many tequila shots. And what problem does coconut oil not solve? Dry skin? Coconut oil. Frizzy hair? Coconut oil. Boyfriend acting up? Coconut oil. *pours coconut oil over entire life*


The Organic Pharmacy Skin Brush

Weekends tend to be cheat days for me- no calorie gets left behind. So come Sunday I do my dry brushing routine which helps with lymphatic drainage, increased circulation, and removing dreaded cellulite. Dry brushing may be painful af at first, but it's worth it. Anything I can do that can make my body look better without having to go to the gym- sign me up.

Fur Oil

Yes, I am telling you to use $44 pubic hair oil because it's 2018 and nobody wants painful ingrown hairs. Not you or your manzz. Enough said.



Goop The Bedtime Bath Soak

I’m pretty much always on the verge of an emotional breakdown so I like to always have this detox bath soak on hand. The soak includes premium Epsom and sea salts; an array of botanicals including valerian, passionflower and hops; and essential oils including sandalwood, lavender and spikenard. A Valerian soak that calm me the F down after a crazy week and helps me sleep? Dear god, living in LA really has rubbed off on me. But for realsies, this stuff keeps me from being put on a 5150.


Harper + Ari Exfoliating Sugar Cubes

Another exfoliating product that smells like dessert. These little cubes are perfect for travel because just one cube is large enough to exfoliate your entire body. I already overpack like 9843985 outfits when I travel so I try to keep my toiletries on the lighter side.

Sol De Janeiro Brazilian 4 Play Moisturizing Shower Cream Gel


This shower gel smells divine- I literally feel like I'm whisked away to a brazilian beach every time I use it and it’s antioxidant rich so it leaves you feeling incredibly smooth.

Living Proof Full Shampoo & Conditioner

My go-to shampoo and conditioner if I want that Victoria Secret model voluminous blowout look. Also, Jennifer Aniston was the spokeswoman and involved in the creation of products, so you too can look like Jenny with the good hair.

Honourable mention:

Oribe Shampoo & Conditioner For Beautiful Color

Great for keeping color treated hair vibrant and fresh. Invest in quality shampoo and conditioner, not just the balayage.


The Gold Mask - Starskin VIP Face Mask


Finally a face mask that can take off the 10 Lindsay Lohan years I added to my face partying this weekend. This face mask energizes, brightens and tightens so say goodbye to tired, puffy skin. It’s basically a
luxurious at home facial. The only thing more extra than me are my face masks.


Amazon Bathtub Caddy


Because it's not a real bath without a good glass of wine, a book, a candle and my cellphone and I need a place to put that shit.


What’s a bath without a Candle?

Now that I'm past 25 my hangovers last like 3 years so the only thing getting lit tonight is my scented candle. (Shhhh the wine doesn't count) My fave Diptyque roses candle smells heavenly and sets a chill mood. In an attempt to make it look like I have my shit together, I have them all over my apartment. So chic.


Laura Mercier Ambre Vanille Creme Body Souffle

Now that you’ve had a relaxing bath, treat yo self to this Laura Mercier body creme that will lock in moisture and keep your skin soft and supple. Literally every time I use it I get complimented that I smell delicious. You’re welcome.

Fuzzy Bathrobe

As someone who has become a self-proclaimed robe connoisseur, (I usually can't be bothered with clothes) this robe is by far the comfiest. It's the perfect soft robe to lie in for 3 hours after the bath, scrolling insta and lying to your friends that you're "on your way". Def a lazy girl staple. Plus it comes in millennial pink (and 2 other colours) so like obvs I had to have it.



A Book that I can’t put down:

Podcast Reco:

If you’re not in the mood to read, then we suggest enriching your minds with this amazing podcast. I’ve been listening to The History Chicks forever, and would like to thank them for helping me sound v smart on dates.

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Last but not least, our wine recos:

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Chateau Miraval Rosé

Chateau Miraval Rosé

Sancerre Sauvignon Blanc

Sancerre Sauvignon Blanc

Santa Margherita Chianti Classico

Santa Margherita Chianti Classico

Now go on and live your best life. Trust me after using all these bath products you'll be like Monday? Susan? I don't know her.

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