HAPPY FREAKIN’ JERSDAY

It’s time to Staaahhhhp what you’re doing and pull out your leopard print outfits and tanning lotion, because apparently, we’re all going back to 2009. That’s right bitches, unlike that Stage 5 clinger that you thought you had gotten rid of, Jersey Shore is baaaaaaack. TONIGHT. Somehow MTV convinced seven of the Jersey Shore cast…