Demi’s Finsta Drama

First of all, if you’re reading this—congratulations! You’ve survived the first month of quarantine! It seems like quarantine will never end, and we’re probably in it for the long haul, so take care of yourself folks. Anyways, in non-covid-related news, Demi Lovato’s finsta has been leaked! For those who don’t know, a finsta is a…

A Royal (Family) Breakup

We’re only 8 days into 2020, and shit has already hit the fan. President Trump has all but declared World War 3, and now, the royal family is essentially breaking up. On Wednesday afternoon, I was woken from my afternoon nap by notifications from multiple news sources (People Magazine and TMZ count as news sources)…

I’m so f*cking thankful for my parents

Seeing the sun is officially considered a ‘treat’, pumpkin spice flavoring has weaseled its way into all things good, and Michael Bublé has started to defrost… You know what that means— It’s Thanksgiving bitches! The one day of the year where football is tolerated, overeating is applauded, and taking two hours to get ready just…