2018 seems to be the year where relationships go to die, but it’s also the year where celebrities decide to get engaged after dating for, like, 3 days. I’ve legitimately had manicures last longer than some couples date before popping the question.

The last time I wrote about Justin Bieber was in March when he was dating Baskin Champion, which seems like it was literally a thousand years ago, because now Hollywood’s favourite playboy is officially off the market.

First there was Ariana and Pete (I’m still confused about that one), and now it’s Biebs and Baldwin.

This past weekend, JBiebs proposed to Hailey Baldwin while on vacation at a resort in the Bahamas. According to eyewitnesses and TMZ, everyone was at a restaurant on the property salsa dancing when Justin’s security told everyone to put their phones away, because something special was about to happen. Biebs then proposed to Hailey in front of all of the guests, and obviously she said yes.

First of all, I’m a little upset that Justin didn’t get down on one knee after singing ‘One Less Lonely Girl’, because that would have just been iconic and second of all, WHAT. THE. FUCK.  Hailey’s own father said that they weren’t an “exclusive couple”. I don’t know about you, but I don’t know anyone who gets engaged after being considered ‘non-exclusive’ but to each their own, I guess??? Their kids are going to be super blonde and super hot though, just saying.

If anyone’s wondering, Selena is currently chilling on a boat somewhere and giving absolutely 0 fucks.

Mazel Tov to the happy couple, can’t wait to see your fire wedding pics!!!

By: Hunter Sol