I’m so f*cking thankful for my parents

Seeing the sun is officially considered a ‘treat’, pumpkin spice flavoring has weaseled its way into all things good, and Michael Bublé has started to defrost… You know what that means— It’s Thanksgiving bitches! The one day of the year where football is tolerated, overeating is applauded, and taking two hours to get ready just…

Top 5 Characters That Are Virgo AF

Since it’s officially Virgo season, we decided to compile a list of characters that are so obviously Virgo to us- they’re methodical stalkers, ambitious girl bosses, loyal besties, but basically live off their enemies tears. Let us know if you agree with characters below. Happy Virgo season! 1. Olivia Pope Name a more bad ass…

An Open Letter to Khloe Kardashian

In light of recent developments aka Khloe being spotted at the Cavs game “supporting” Tristan, we have a few words for her. Dear Khloe, It hurts us to write this more than it hurts to get our bikini waxes, but just like grooming down there, this needs to be addressed. We have been Keeping Up…

Carrie Miranda for President!

It’s 2018 and I feel like life is a really messed up mix of House of Cards and trashy reality tv. Since there’s one thing we’ve learned about politics, it’s that anything can happen, and anyone is qualified. Today, Cynthia Nixon a.k.a Miranda Hobbes from Sex and The City, announced that she is throwing her name…

Khloe K Is Having A Girl

For some reason that no one will ever understand, the producers down at E! thought that it was a good call to air the KUWTK season finale at the same time as the Oscars, which it wasn’t. Thank God for twitter, because if it wasn’t twitter them, I would have completely missed the fact that…