BABY STARK, DOO DOO DOO

It feels like 2020 has been nothing but a shitstorm of bad news, but today, we got some news that made us all remember what joy felt like for a brief 30 seconds. This afternoon, TMZ reported that Sophie Turner gave birth to her first child with husband Joe Jonas in Los Angeles. In a…

Demi’s Finsta Drama

First of all, if you’re reading this—congratulations! You’ve survived the first month of quarantine! It seems like quarantine will never end, and we’re probably in it for the long haul, so take care of yourself folks. Anyways, in non-covid-related news, Demi Lovato’s finsta has been leaked! For those who don’t know, a finsta is a…

What to Listen to in Quarantine

Happy Day ???? of Quarantine! You’ve definitely finished cleaning out your closet, your kitchen, your bathroom and legitimately anything else that you can possibly clean. Since we all have way too much time on our hands, we’ve made a list of some of the podcasts you should listen to to pass the time. These podcasts…

WTF Is TikTok?

As a 21-year-old, I like to think of myself as pretty young. Sure, it takes one (1) full day for me to recover from a hangover every time I go out, but I’m still young and hip and cool. For those as old as (or older than) me, our transition into getting older means that…

Treating YOURSELF This Valentine’s Day

I fucking love Valentine’s Day. And it’s not because of the cheesy cards, or excessive decorations at the dollar store or the existential crisis that can creep up if you’re single. No, I love Valentine’s Day because I use it as excuse to treat myself to things I normally wouldn’t (or I probably still would,…

A Royal (Family) Breakup

We’re only 8 days into 2020, and shit has already hit the fan. President Trump has all but declared World War 3, and now, the royal family is essentially breaking up. On Wednesday afternoon, I was woken from my afternoon nap by notifications from multiple news sources (People Magazine and TMZ count as news sources)…

How To Survive the Holidays

The holidays can be stressful as EFF. It can feel like you’re always running from one thing to the next, not doing enough, never stopping to take a breath, dealing with the stresses of family dynamics, and having zero time for yourself. Personally, I always feel like the parents from “Home Alone” waking up late,…

Ho-Ho-Holiday Drinks

When I was in Grade 8, I sold my soul and my father’s credit card balance to Starbucks, and ever since then, I have considered myself to be some sort of Starbucks connoisseur. On November 7ththis year, Starbucks started celebrating the holiday season. Now, you’re probably wondering why this article is coming almost a month…