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Ho-Ho-Holiday Drinks

When I was in Grade 8, I sold my soul and my father’s credit card balance to Starbucks, and ever since then, I have considered myself to be some sort of Starbucks connoisseur. On November 7ththis year, Starbucks started celebrating the holiday season. Now, you’re probably wondering why this article is coming almost a month…

Hoodie Heist Advice

Before I get too far into this article, I have to give two acknowledgements. The first is to my dad for giving me the idea of this article, because I know if I don’t give him a shout-out, I’ll never hear the end of it, so if you’re reading this, Hi Papabear!!! Secondly, I would…

Are You In Love Or Are You Just Cold?

Michael Buble is defrosting, and I’m sure that while you’re dreaming of a white Christmas, you’re also dreaming for someone to cuddle with on those below freezing nights. With the snow starting to fall and the temperatures dropping, you’ve probably started turning to dating apps to find your long-term hookup of the season. This person…

‘Twas a fa-BOO-lous Halloween

In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it (Heron, 2004). However, in 2019, Halloween seemed to go on for three nights. Imagine waking up completely hungover still in costume from the night before and realizing…

I Now Pronounce You, Mr. and Mrs. Bieber

There is officially one less lonely girl in the world, and no, it’s not your 13-year-old self (one can only dream). Actually, its been official for like, a year now, but Justin and Hailey Bieber have finally marked their love with an extravagant wedding. So it’s like, really official. I truly never thought that I would…

Met Gala Best Dressed – 2019

Ah, the Met Gala. This year’s theme was “Camp: Notes on Fashion”. When I hear the words camp, I automatically think back to my days of mosquito bites, colour wars, and canoe trips. I guess the ‘rugged-chic’ look wasn’t what Anna Wintour was going for, because apparently, camp means exaggerated fashion. This theme is inspired…

ISS (ANOTHER) PRINCE

It seems like just yesterday that I was forcing my (ex)-boyfriend to watch Meghan and Harry tie the knot, but after months of waiting, they welcomed their newest bundle of joy into the world! Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex gave birth to a baby boy early this morning, May 6th. While we were all picking…