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Demi’s Finsta Drama

First of all, if you’re reading this—congratulations! You’ve survived the first month of quarantine! It seems like quarantine will never end, and we’re probably in it for the long haul, so take care of yourself folks. Anyways, in non-covid-related news, Demi Lovato’s finsta has been leaked! For those who don’t know, a finsta is a…

What to Listen to in Quarantine

Happy Day ???? of Quarantine! You’ve definitely finished cleaning out your closet, your kitchen, your bathroom and legitimately anything else that you can possibly clean. Since we all have way too much time on our hands, we’ve made a list of some of the podcasts you should listen to to pass the time. These podcasts…

WTF Is TikTok?

As a 21-year-old, I like to think of myself as pretty young. Sure, it takes one (1) full day for me to recover from a hangover every time I go out, but I’m still young and hip and cool. For those as old as (or older than) me, our transition into getting older means that…

Treating YOURSELF This Valentine’s Day

I fucking love Valentine’s Day. And it’s not because of the cheesy cards, or excessive decorations at the dollar store or the existential crisis that can creep up if you’re single. No, I love Valentine’s Day because I use it as excuse to treat myself to things I normally wouldn’t (or I probably still would,…

A Royal (Family) Breakup

We’re only 8 days into 2020, and shit has already hit the fan. President Trump has all but declared World War 3, and now, the royal family is essentially breaking up. On Wednesday afternoon, I was woken from my afternoon nap by notifications from multiple news sources (People Magazine and TMZ count as news sources)…