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It feels like 2020 has been nothing but a shitstorm of bad news, but today, we got some news that made us all remember what joy felt like for a brief 30 seconds. This afternoon, TMZ reported that Sophie Turner gave birth to her first child with husband Joe Jonas in Los Angeles. In a…
It’s like Hollywood knows that we all need to be entertained amidst quarantine. On Sunday, Kristin Cavallari announced her divorce from Jay Cutler that is kind of expected, but also unexpected at the same time. I thought that were pretty much set for the next two weeks, as far as celebrity news goes. But now,…
First of all, if you’re reading this—congratulations! You’ve survived the first month of quarantine! It seems like quarantine will never end, and we’re probably in it for the long haul, so take care of yourself folks. Anyways, in non-covid-related news, Demi Lovato’s finsta has been leaked! For those who don’t know, a finsta is a…
Happy Day ???? of Quarantine! You’ve definitely finished cleaning out your closet, your kitchen, your bathroom and legitimately anything else that you can possibly clean. Since we all have way too much time on our hands, we’ve made a list of some of the podcasts you should listen to to pass the time. These podcasts…
It’s no secret that true crime is obviously having a moment right now (or for the last year). I’ve been obsessed with true crime ever since I was a little girl. True story- when I was 7, my dad took me to the dinosaur exhibit at the museum and there was this little sandbox where…
As a 21-year-old, I like to think of myself as pretty young. Sure, it takes one (1) full day for me to recover from a hangover every time I go out, but I’m still young and hip and cool. For those as old as (or older than) me, our transition into getting older means that…
I fucking love Valentine’s Day. And it’s not because of the cheesy cards, or excessive decorations at the dollar store or the existential crisis that can creep up if you’re single. No, I love Valentine’s Day because I use it as excuse to treat myself to things I normally wouldn’t (or I probably still would,…
It’s the month of February and you know what that means…Valentine’s Day. As if we didn’t just spend our entire paycheck on Christmas gifts, we now have to buy more shit? Fuck. Out of all the holidays, Valentine’s Day is probably the most stressful. Why you ask? Well first, you need to define your relationship…
We’re only 8 days into 2020, and shit has already hit the fan. President Trump has all but declared World War 3, and now, the royal family is essentially breaking up. On Wednesday afternoon, I was woken from my afternoon nap by notifications from multiple news sources (People Magazine and TMZ count as news sources)…
Ahh, the holidays. Snow is falling, stockings are getting stuffed, and there are presents. Lots and lots of presents. I don’t know about anyone else, but I absolutely love giving people presents, almost as much as I love receiving them (which is a lot). If you haven’t thought of what to gift that special man…